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Alcohol1
Wanna buy me a drink?

Age 32, Male

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I drink tea and soda.

your always drunk, right?

i agree. time for a new topic

yeah, let's tell alcohol1 to make a new one. oh wait...

So... Ever shit out a baby one time ever in your life?

my regular routine. why do ya ask?

4 some reason I can't handle alcohol at all. What do you think I should do almighty alcohol master of new grounds?

in my opinion you should get drunk, my obedient alcohol servant!

Cheers dude.

first round on me, man.

Oh hai Bud.

good day, mister!

Its over between us.

come on, you know you can't do it without me, baby.

lol.....WUT!?

lol.....WUT!?...what?

At christmas I drank (never been opened) 30 year old malt. I had a semi hard on for the rest of the night lol

I got another hip flask for my collection. YAY!

at christmas i drank...nah, the list would be too long. maybe next time.

hello old pal, how've you been lately? haven't talked to you much.

i've been in my "usual condition"...you?

Dun say uber!
Dun say uber!
Im so confused

make love, not confusion.

Wow drinks water anymore?

errr...we haven't learnt that in school yet.

LOL REPLY PLS

AND I"M DRINKING TONS OF WATER :3

LOL REPLY
BTW, WHEN NOBODY LOOKS, I DO THE SAME.

How tall are you?

about 1.80 m. wanna know what i'm wearing right now?

i just drank 2 gallons of water

*doctor after checkup*
sorry, but you'll day in the next three days.

servant? well ok then

don't forget you can still become a queen if ya marry me.

y is ur name alcohol? mabye its cuz u like beer! rite? hello?? WHERE R U??? XD

you see those complicated connections really fast...

I dont drink TO MUCH water.....

join the club...

My dog just farted.

Oh and, congrats on 1,111 post

i'd blush, but your dog's fart bothers me.

ever heard the song fuck you i'm drunk? I think you'll love it,

fuck you, drago. btw, i'm drunk so don't be insulted. :D

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