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Alcohol1
Wanna buy me a drink?

Age 32, Male

Drinker

Nearest bar

Joined on 7/22/07

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I ma the Satan himself.
I bring you justice and power.
And I also don't like water. Especiallly i hate
HOLY WATTER!!!

And, i like burning churces.

do you often pray to The Almighty?

Join the watery side, we have COOKIES!

Join the alcoholy side, we have JUICE...i mean ALCOHOL!

I'd hang out here more, but you are gonna punch me in the liver1 and give me cirrosis1 :(

no, no, i'm friendly. like hangover, it doesn't wanna hurt nobody.

I love BOOZE.

oh, i didn't know that BEFORE.

Good evening Alcohol1. i am the general. if you would please be so kind as to visit my page all will be answered. your friends innerchild and jacobcoolll10 have already joined me. there will be beer!!

you said beer? it seems you came to the right address.

when you visit my page you must leave a comment. all else who wish to join are welcome. (no this is not kitty krew or other dumbass groups)

that's fine with me.

YOU GETS PORN :3

YOU IN IT? :3

< 3

good to be in love, huh? <3 in return.

is black current juice ok? (yes it has water in it)

let's say i'm in a good mood today so...

Wow, lucky, I don't like water :D

better for ya.

Banned anyone yet?

only the chosen ones passed my fearful ban...

yo dude, thanks for the comment on my ryhmes, props dude

YOU CANT SEE ME!

YOU INVISIBLE MONSTER! =)

What about alcohol in a water bottle?

allowed, sweetie.

I just drank 10 bottles of water,i guess I'm banned now? :[

nah, you just fucked up your bladder.

COUNTDOWN TO AWESOME

10..

I'M SEXY, AREN'T I?

Water have only one good purpose: you must put it in a cake or pie. But cakes and pies shuld be good with alcohol too.
<3 = PIE

ya have a piece for me too, pie junkie?

Lets end every sentence in CAPITALS.

evil purpose...damn CAPITALS.

Archkronos, you are SMART. CAPITALS.

yeah, i think he finished high school. CAPITALS.

Wine okay?

don't worry, i take bribe.

FUCKERS WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE IT

(4...)
YOU ARE SO SEXY <3

I BET YOUR EVEN SEXIER THAN ME! <3

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