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Age 32, Male

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I drink much water.

I have failed you.

that's what you think...
*calls for some reinforcements*
get him, boys!

*picks up the water that lazymitch put down and pores down bra*
*opens top n bra and makes allen drink*

my opinion about water is slightly changin...

i drinl mountain dew lots !!!!!!!!!

and your parents are fascinated, eh?

is coffee ok

certainly better that water.

I have a penguin on my head.

think about giraffe, too.

but it flushes your kidneys.

yeah, but it's cool until it doesn't flush something in my pants.

i drink my own piss.
water is too cold and it doesnt taste like...well...PISS!

i wonderin what you eat then...

Cheers, fellow alchoholic.

first round on ya, bro!

WHY, MUST I ASK, MY GOOD SIR, ARE THOU NOT REPLYING? >:(

:'(

WHY AM I DOING RIGHT NOW, MY FINE GENTELMEN?
:)

I don't even drink water anymore...

i got another lost soul on the right path...

Don't ban me, but water rocks!

your playin with your life, young man!

WATER? FECK!

ALCOHOL? POWER!

I love you, but I can't give up on my love of water. Although, I'm willing to come to an agreement, and only drink flavored water.

if you truly love me, i'm willing to accept everything that you offer. <3

LEAVE A COMMENT YOU FU...I mean: My kind sir, can you please leave a short comment that shalth apear in my userpage? I would be really grateful. Thank you for your...stuff

i think i deserve hug and kiss first.

get drunk and read.

<a href="http://thejamoke.newgrounds.com/">http://thejamoke.newgrounds.com/</a>

get drunk, eh? well, it shouldn't be a problem.

water...baaaaad....

this can't be true! tell me, your just jokin.

REAGAN SMASH!!!!!! ...Reagan sleepy....

*joke coming soon*

you drink too much drunky : D

sorry, i'm not responsible for my acts. =)

I actually drink about 1 cup of water a day.

*falls on ground*
you betrayed me...you bastard!

Would you liek a custom pic?

it'd be nice. please?

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