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Posted by Alcohol1 Nov. 2, 2007 @ 7:07 AM EDT

...and I'll reply.

Also: Don't drink too much water otherwise you'll get banned from this userpage.

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The People Have Spoken

245 Comments

Nov. 2, 2007 | 7:18 AM isuckandsoyou says:

Are you an alcoholic?

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:04 PM Alcohol1 responds:

is this an accusation?

Nov. 2, 2007 | 7:20 AM isuckandsoyou says:

Hey where's my comment?!

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:04 PM Alcohol1 responds:

lost in space.

Nov. 2, 2007 | 10:03 AM MorrowDays says:

but ah luvs mah watar!

Nov. 8, 2007 | 3:48 PM Alcohol1 responds:

adn ah luvs yors gramer!

Nov. 2, 2007 | 11:19 AM BlackNinjaWarrior93 says:

I don't like water anyway...

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:05 PM Alcohol1 responds:

you'll live definetely live longer.

Nov. 2, 2007 | 11:20 AM SBB says:

OH MY GOD I DRANK SO MUCH

I'M DRUNK AS HELL

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:05 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i can clearly see that, mister. :)

Nov. 2, 2007 | 12:11 PM LOLZILLA says:

THANKS. =]

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:05 PM Alcohol1 responds:

MAY I TOUCH YA? <3

Nov. 2, 2007 | 2:36 PM lazyyMitch says:

*Slowly puts down water bottle and raises hands*

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:11 PM Alcohol1 responds:

*puts you under arrest and reads your rights*
uh...cup of tea?

Nov. 2, 2007 | 2:45 PM SaltshakerClock says:

aw...... i just had a soda, can i still come in, my friend?

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:12 PM Alcohol1 responds:

welcome aboard, my good sailor!

Nov. 2, 2007 | 5:55 PM jallo212 says:

WHAT IS THAT MAGICAL FLUID?

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:15 PM Alcohol1 responds:

smells like my beer.

Nov. 2, 2007 | 6:57 PM AustinR says:

the only water I drink is 'the water'

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:19 PM Alcohol1 responds:

god bless you!

Nov. 2, 2007 | 7:12 PM greensucksbluerules says:

Never liked water for some reason...

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:19 PM Alcohol1 responds:

that's a pure mystery...

Nov. 2, 2007 | 7:13 PM aaahhhh says:

i am an alcoholic!!! and like it!!!!!!
i think Alcohol1 is bigest alcoholic i have ever seen!!!
fav drinks: scout,genji

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:19 PM Alcohol1 responds:

*coughs* you should be the next president of us. *coughs*

Nov. 2, 2007 | 9:13 PM Retrato says:

Long time no se bra!

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:19 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i almost thought i forgot ya somewhere....

Nov. 3, 2007 | 7:47 AM teh-icetea says:

I drink ice tea from the factory i work at. But it still makes me feel queasy, so am i allowed here? when im 24 i can drink beer but for now, ill wait.

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:19 PM Alcohol1 responds:

yeah, but you should try a real drink once if you know what i mean.

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:47 PM NAMEOFUSER says:

what about soda or juice will i get banned then. toherwise i will havet to die of thirst caause im a minor. (or get arrested)

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:58 PM Alcohol1 responds:

get drunk or die tryin!

Nov. 3, 2007 | 4:49 PM jallo212 says:

What if it's water flavored alcohol?

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:11 PM Alcohol1 responds:

then jesus help us all.

Nov. 3, 2007 | 5:01 PM SaltshakerClock says:

i can't drink though, i don't want t drink, sorry.

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:12 PM Alcohol1 responds:

very depressing, i must say. :(

Nov. 3, 2007 | 5:16 PM SBB says:

TOO MUCH WATER TO HANDLE

MUST EJACULATE IN BOTTLE

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:12 PM Alcohol1 responds:

YOU CAN ALWAYS DO YOUR THING ON THE FLOOR

Nov. 3, 2007 | 5:44 PM superuber says:

I like miller lite and budweiser, whaddaya like?

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:12 PM Alcohol1 responds:

apple juice and tea.

Nov. 3, 2007 | 9:21 PM lazyyMitch says:

Oooh, a nice cuppa tea. Wait... did you put alcohol in this?

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:12 PM Alcohol1 responds:

*hides alcohol bottle*
no, no. how could you even think of it?

Nov. 3, 2007 | 9:33 PM LOLZILLA says:

YES YOU MAY! BTW IM DRUNK NOW! :D :D :D :D :D

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:19 PM Alcohol1 responds:

*TOUCHES YA*
AH...WHY DO I LIKE TOUCHIN YA SO MUCH? :D

Nov. 4, 2007 | 4:17 AM doberman7 says:

I dont drink a lot of water anyways.

Also, hello.

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:13 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i'm glad to hear it.

also, drunk.

Nov. 4, 2007 | 5:19 AM Twist-Chao06 says:

I Think i Drunk a TAD to much...

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:13 PM Alcohol1 responds:

awww...that's so cute! ^-^

Nov. 4, 2007 | 8:48 AM Duffi says:

I drink much water.

I have failed you.

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:14 PM Alcohol1 responds:

that's what you think...
*calls for some reinforcements*
get him, boys!

Nov. 4, 2007 | 9:03 AM madels says:

*picks up the water that lazymitch put down and pores down bra*
*opens top n bra and makes allen drink*

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:14 PM Alcohol1 responds:

my opinion about water is slightly changin...

Nov. 4, 2007 | 3:14 PM idiot-buster says:

i drinl mountain dew lots !!!!!!!!!

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:15 PM Alcohol1 responds:

and your parents are fascinated, eh?

Nov. 4, 2007 | 4:42 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

is coffee ok

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:16 PM Alcohol1 responds:

certainly better that water.

Nov. 4, 2007 | 8:10 PM Xavier-Crivios says:

I have a penguin on my head.

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:16 PM Alcohol1 responds:

think about giraffe, too.

Nov. 5, 2007 | 4:07 PM kisame says:

but it flushes your kidneys.

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:16 PM Alcohol1 responds:

yeah, but it's cool until it doesn't flush something in my pants.

Nov. 6, 2007 | 7:15 PM Dookiemaister says:

i drink my own piss.
water is too cold and it doesnt taste like...well...PISS!

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:16 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i wonderin what you eat then...

Nov. 7, 2007 | 6:21 AM Jamoke says:

Cheers, fellow alchoholic.

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:16 PM Alcohol1 responds:

first round on ya, bro!

Nov. 7, 2007 | 4:32 PM SBB says:

WHY, MUST I ASK, MY GOOD SIR, ARE THOU NOT REPLYING? >:(

:'(

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:16 PM Alcohol1 responds:

WHY AM I DOING RIGHT NOW, MY FINE GENTELMEN?
:)

Nov. 8, 2007 | 1:18 AM EvilerBowser1001 says:

I don't even drink water anymore...

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:17 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i got another lost soul on the right path...

Nov. 8, 2007 | 9:49 AM mafiaclock321 says:

Don't ban me, but water rocks!

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:17 PM Alcohol1 responds:

your playin with your life, young man!

Nov. 8, 2007 | 4:42 PM Eggys says:

Hey that's MY water!

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:37 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i thought i stole it from someone else...

Nov. 8, 2007 | 5:31 PM lazyyMitch says:

WATER? FECK!

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:37 PM Alcohol1 responds:

ALCOHOL? POWER!

Nov. 8, 2007 | 5:42 PM greensucksbluerules says:

But what if-

I drank water mixed with alcohol?

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:42 PM Alcohol1 responds:

in that case, you ruined the sacred drink. beware...

Nov. 8, 2007 | 7:30 PM Purpin says:

I love you, but I can't give up on my love of water. Although, I'm willing to come to an agreement, and only drink flavored water.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:44 PM Alcohol1 responds:

if you truly love me, i'm willing to accept everything that you offer. <3

Nov. 9, 2007 | 1:32 PM Dast says:

Don't you like water ?

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:44 PM Alcohol1 responds:

oh yes, it's my favorite drink.

Nov. 9, 2007 | 5:13 PM Lorkas says:

LEAVE A COMMENT YOU FU...I mean: My kind sir, can you please leave a short comment that shalth apear in my userpage? I would be really grateful. Thank you for your...stuff

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:44 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i think i deserve hug and kiss first.

Nov. 9, 2007 | 8:01 PM Jamoke says:

get drunk and read.

http://thejamoke.newgrounds.com/

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:45 PM Alcohol1 responds:

get drunk, eh? well, it shouldn't be a problem.

Nov. 10, 2007 | 2:08 AM fmafan1 says:

water...baaaaad....

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:49 PM Alcohol1 responds:

this can't be true! tell me, your just jokin.

Nov. 10, 2007 | 2:09 AM fmafan1 says:

REAGAN SMASH!!!!!! ...Reagan sleepy....

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:49 PM Alcohol1 responds:

*joke coming soon*

Nov. 10, 2007 | 1:58 PM 8912 says:

you drink too much drunky : D

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:49 PM Alcohol1 responds:

sorry, i'm not responsible for my acts. =)

Nov. 10, 2007 | 2:56 PM InnerChild548 says:

I actually drink about 1 cup of water a day.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:51 PM Alcohol1 responds:

*falls on ground*
you betrayed me...you bastard!

Nov. 11, 2007 | 2:14 PM mafiaclock321 says:

Would you liek a custom pic?

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:51 PM Alcohol1 responds:

it'd be nice. please?

Nov. 11, 2007 | 7:24 PM Achromatic says:

Comment number 51.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:51 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i see you learnt how to count.

Nov. 11, 2007 | 10:16 PM chivi says:

Hello.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:52 PM Alcohol1 responds:

my parents don't allow me to talk to strangers.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 2:41 AM subzero90 says:

I saw ina shop balls water, so I wont drink water now.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 3:52 PM Alcohol1 responds:

are you agent under cover?

Nov. 12, 2007 | 4:11 PM lazyyMitch says:

Congrats on a 1000 posts.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 4:43 PM Alcohol1 responds:

*blushes*

Nov. 12, 2007 | 4:19 PM sandypaw says:

I drank water.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 4:44 PM Alcohol1 responds:

deal with your problems alone.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 4:43 PM Alcohol1 responds:

looks delicious...

Nov. 12, 2007 | 4:27 PM jallo212 says:

MAKE 36 MORE POSTS!!!!

Nov. 12, 2007 | 4:43 PM Alcohol1 responds:

I WILL...ONE DAY!!!

Nov. 12, 2007 | 4:27 PM jallo212 says:

I mean 336 posts..
shit.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 4:43 PM Alcohol1 responds:

be patient.
damn.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 5:19 PM The-evil-bucket says:

I drink no water!

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:52 AM Alcohol1 responds:

you know what is good for ya, man.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 6:54 PM SaltshakerClock says:

i drank water, sorry, but i had some eggnog after that. is that.

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:53 AM Alcohol1 responds:

oh, you broke my fragile heart...

Nov. 12, 2007 | 6:55 PM SaltshakerClock says:

ok? sorry i couldn't put that with the last comment, my mom was bugging me about shit.

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:53 AM Alcohol1 responds:

i never complain about double comment, you know.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 7:28 PM SSXorcist15 says:

Meh, I'm 12. I can't drink. Shoop da whoop?

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:53 AM Alcohol1 responds:

err..maybe later?

Nov. 12, 2007 | 9:20 PM jallo212 says:

I JUST MADE 100 POSTS TODAY!!
<3

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:53 AM Alcohol1 responds:

I COULDN'T BE MORE HAPPY ABOUT YA!
<3 back.

Nov. 12, 2007 | 11:37 PM Purpin says:

I offer you my virgin baby.

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:53 AM Alcohol1 responds:

that's an offer i can't refuse honey.

Nov. 13, 2007 | 5:23 PM Jamoke says:

check it out.
cat drunk.
http://frokopop.newgrounds.com/

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:53 AM Alcohol1 responds:

romantic, i must say.

Nov. 13, 2007 | 8:52 PM 8912 says:

the clan is not died superuber just lied to me.

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:55 AM Alcohol1 responds:

i suppose your just the small part of a bigger conspiracy...

Nov. 14, 2007 | 3:55 PM subzero90 says:

Water swallows, who needs to eat and drink and sleep and communicate when you have the bbs?

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:55 AM Alcohol1 responds:

exclude drink and i totally agree.

Nov. 14, 2007 | 4:58 PM ShinigamiRem says:

Favorite alcoholic beverage?

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:55 AM Alcohol1 responds:

coffee counts?

Nov. 14, 2007 | 5:31 PM jallo212 says:

I offer you my virgin sister.

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:55 AM Alcohol1 responds:

accepted, brother.

Nov. 14, 2007 | 10:37 PM Achromatic says:

Comment 69.

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:55 AM Alcohol1 responds:

what a surprise!

Nov. 15, 2007 | 12:19 PM Smerkol123 says:

So, how are you. I like "your" music. btw j sm maj

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:57 AM Alcohol1 responds:

everything allright, mister?

Nov. 15, 2007 | 12:24 PM Smerkol123 says:

Plis answer your comments.
Or are you drunk too much?

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:57 AM Alcohol1 responds:

i'm drunk most of the time. no need to ask.

Nov. 15, 2007 | 1:57 PM Smerkol123 says:

I ma the Satan himself.
I bring you justice and power.
And I also don't like water. Especiallly i hate
HOLY WATTER!!!

And, i like burning churces.

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:57 AM Alcohol1 responds:

do you often pray to The Almighty?

Nov. 15, 2007 | 10:04 PM InnerChild548 says:

Join the watery side, we have COOKIES!

Nov. 16, 2007 | 11:57 AM Alcohol1 responds:

Join the alcoholy side, we have JUICE...i mean ALCOHOL!

Nov. 16, 2007 | 6:22 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

I'd hang out here more, but you are gonna punch me in the liver1 and give me cirrosis1 :(

Nov. 18, 2007 | 2:10 PM Alcohol1 responds:

no, no, i'm friendly. like hangover, it doesn't wanna hurt nobody.

Nov. 16, 2007 | 7:51 PM Archkronos says:

I love BOOZE.

Nov. 18, 2007 | 2:10 PM Alcohol1 responds:

oh, i didn't know that BEFORE.

Nov. 17, 2007 | 12:26 AM generalchampion says:

Good evening Alcohol1. i am the general. if you would please be so kind as to visit my page all will be answered. your friends innerchild and jacobcoolll10 have already joined me. there will be beer!!

Nov. 18, 2007 | 2:10 PM Alcohol1 responds:

you said beer? it seems you came to the right address.

Nov. 17, 2007 | 12:29 AM generalchampion says:

when you visit my page you must leave a comment. all else who wish to join are welcome. (no this is not kitty krew or other dumbass groups)

Nov. 18, 2007 | 2:10 PM Alcohol1 responds:

that's fine with me.

Nov. 17, 2007 | 7:35 AM greensucksbluerules says:

How many people's userpages has hardyboyz1 spammed?

Nov. 18, 2007 | 2:10 PM Alcohol1 responds:

every page i visited recently.

Nov. 17, 2007 | 5:27 PM jallo212 says:

YOU GETS PORN :3

Nov. 18, 2007 | 2:10 PM Alcohol1 responds:

YOU IN IT? :3

Nov. 17, 2007 | 6:41 PM SBB says:

< 3

Nov. 18, 2007 | 2:10 PM Alcohol1 responds:

good to be in love, huh? <3 in return.

Nov. 18, 2007 | 3:54 AM aListers says:

is black current juice ok? (yes it has water in it)

Nov. 18, 2007 | 2:12 PM Alcohol1 responds:

let's say i'm in a good mood today so...

Nov. 18, 2007 | 6:52 AM carrot33 says:

Wow, lucky, I don't like water :D

Nov. 18, 2007 | 2:14 PM Alcohol1 responds:

better for ya.

Nov. 18, 2007 | 11:52 AM lazyyMitch says:

Banned anyone yet?

Nov. 18, 2007 | 2:12 PM Alcohol1 responds:

only the chosen ones passed my fearful ban...

Nov. 18, 2007 | 3:52 PM Unforgiven30 says:

yo dude, thanks for the comment on my ryhmes, props dude

YOU CANT SEE ME!

Nov. 19, 2007 | 10:52 AM Alcohol1 responds:

YOU INVISIBLE MONSTER! =)

Nov. 18, 2007 | 4:04 PM SevenSeize says:

What about alcohol in a water bottle?

Nov. 19, 2007 | 10:53 AM Alcohol1 responds:

allowed, sweetie.

Nov. 18, 2007 | 6:04 PM Errormatix says:

I just drank 10 bottles of water,i guess I'm banned now? :[

Nov. 19, 2007 | 10:53 AM Alcohol1 responds:

nah, you just fucked up your bladder.

Nov. 18, 2007 | 6:08 PM Achromatic says:

Comment 90...

Nov. 19, 2007 | 10:53 AM Alcohol1 responds:

it happens...

Nov. 18, 2007 | 9:02 PM jallo212 says:

COUNTDOWN TO AWESOME

10..

Nov. 19, 2007 | 10:53 AM Alcohol1 responds:

I'M SEXY, AREN'T I?

Nov. 19, 2007 | 11:07 AM Smerkol123 says:

Water have only one good purpose: you must put it in a cake or pie. But cakes and pies shuld be good with alcohol too.
<3 = PIE

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:33 AM Alcohol1 responds:

ya have a piece for me too, pie junkie?

Nov. 19, 2007 | 11:56 AM Archkronos says:

Lets end every sentence in CAPITALS.

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:34 AM Alcohol1 responds:

evil purpose...damn CAPITALS.

Nov. 19, 2007 | 12:10 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

Archkronos, you are SMART. CAPITALS.

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:34 AM Alcohol1 responds:

yeah, i think he finished high school. CAPITALS.

Nov. 19, 2007 | 3:49 PM InnerChild548 says:

Wine okay?

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:34 AM Alcohol1 responds:

don't worry, i take bribe.

Nov. 19, 2007 | 5:22 PM jallo212 says:

FUCKERS WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE IT

(4...)
YOU ARE SO SEXY <3

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:34 AM Alcohol1 responds:

I BET YOUR EVEN SEXIER THAN ME! <3

Nov. 19, 2007 | 7:40 PM Achromatic says:

3...

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:34 AM Alcohol1 responds:

look, a number!

Nov. 19, 2007 | 9:21 PM generalchampion says:

2...1....

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:34 AM Alcohol1 responds:

oh, two numbers!

Nov. 19, 2007 | 10:50 PM PantyWipe says:

WATER SUCKS. Also, Im leaving 2 comments so I get to be the one who brings this shit up to double digits!

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:35 AM Alcohol1 responds:

that's just awesome. wanna hug?

Nov. 19, 2007 | 10:51 PM PantyWipe says:

COMMENT #100!

LOVE LOVE LOVE!

I LOVE YOU!

LOVE!

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:38 AM Alcohol1 responds:

LOVE IS IN THE AIR...

Nov. 21, 2007 | 12:47 AM AceAnimation says:

-2...?

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:35 AM Alcohol1 responds:

maybe...?

Nov. 21, 2007 | 8:58 AM Dks60 says:

I have got two questions:
1. Are you going to do next music ?

2. Do you live in Slovenia ?

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:36 AM Alcohol1 responds:

let's see:
1. i'd anything for ya.
2. is that bad?

Nov. 22, 2007 | 9:19 AM GronmonSE says:

"Join the watery side, we have COOKIES!"
"Join the alcoholy side, we have JUICE...i mean ALCOHOL!"

I lol'd.

Scotch or beer?

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:38 AM Alcohol1 responds:

may i have a glass of milk?

Nov. 23, 2007 | 11:04 AM SBB says:

n00s0nagogo

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:38 AM Alcohol1 responds:

umm...i can't find this word in my dictionary...

Nov. 24, 2007 | 2:35 AM Jamoke says:

This is probably just the booze talking,
but God you're sexy.

Nov. 24, 2007 | 6:38 AM Alcohol1 responds:

trust me, it's not the booze.

Nov. 24, 2007 | 8:01 AM Lorkas says:

*hug*

Nov. 24, 2007 | 8:23 AM Alcohol1 responds:

*kiss*

Nov. 24, 2007 | 11:28 AM Brick-top says:

A large glass of expensive Scottish Whisky with ice. On a really hot and hard working day is about as close to Heaven as I'm going to get.

Good comment?

Drink water? Ha!

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:02 PM Alcohol1 responds:

your worth my admiration. seriously.

Nov. 24, 2007 | 11:29 AM LOLZILLA says:

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRSEHOLE!

Hey :¬)

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:02 PM Alcohol1 responds:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BEAST!

Hi =)

Nov. 24, 2007 | 1:30 PM Sevkat says:

WOOHOO LIQUOR!

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:08 PM Alcohol1 responds:

wakes up something in our pants, right?

Nov. 24, 2007 | 2:21 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

Delicious bourbon
finest of all the spirits
a drunken haiku

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:08 PM Alcohol1 responds:

thanks for giving me the only reason to like poetry.

Nov. 24, 2007 | 5:37 PM idiot-buster says:

can you break the code

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:08 PM Alcohol1 responds:

try and you'll face devastating consequences.

Nov. 24, 2007 | 7:50 PM AustinR says:

oh crap I think I got banned from your page

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:08 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i see the ban was surprisingly effective.

Nov. 24, 2007 | 7:50 PM AustinR says:

oh wait, never mind

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:09 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i'll see if i can...

Nov. 24, 2007 | 8:10 PM jallo212 says:

WHAT IS YOUR NAME ALCOHOL1?
THAT IS VERY INAPROPRIATE YOUNG MAN

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:09 PM Alcohol1 responds:

I'M SORRY, DADDY. PLZ DON'T SPANK ME!

Nov. 24, 2007 | 9:36 PM Achromatic says:

LOL 115.

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:09 PM Alcohol1 responds:

are you sure it's not 114?

Nov. 25, 2007 | 2:12 PM bloodychainsaw1 says:

Check out my latest news post! It is a pivot called 'The Perfect Kill'! Please post me a comment, and if you do, please post constructive critiscm!

I hope you enjoy!

Thanks!

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:10 PM Alcohol1 responds:

*screams like girl*
i got ad! i got ad!

Nov. 25, 2007 | 4:10 PM InnerChild548 says:

Image a crisp, clean, fresh waterfall roaring over the mountains.

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:12 PM Alcohol1 responds:

shit, i'll have to throw up. where's the sink!?

Nov. 25, 2007 | 10:55 PM Xavier-Crivios says:

REBEL
REBEL

REBEL AGAINIST THE MAN
REBEL
REBEL AGAINIST WATER(NOT!! :D)

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:12 PM Alcohol1 responds:

calm down, you just watched too many movies. :)

Nov. 26, 2007 | 3:39 PM killergoth says:

my favourite type is baleys with milk
try it

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:00 PM Alcohol1 responds:

if you want so...

Nov. 26, 2007 | 4:49 PM xXsnowbladeXx says:

comment 121

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:00 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i don't believe you!

Nov. 26, 2007 | 5:21 PM jallo212 says:

122 BITCHES

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:00 PM Alcohol1 responds:

DAMN RIGHT WHORE

Nov. 26, 2007 | 6:13 PM AceAnimation says:

123 beat that

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:01 PM Alcohol1 responds:

124 beaten

Nov. 26, 2007 | 8:10 PM cheesecamp says:

124 its the nuber of this comment!

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:01 PM Alcohol1 responds:

your doing quite good at math, eh?

Nov. 27, 2007 | 1:06 AM MonkeyV says:

125

ill make sure not to drink too much.

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:02 PM Alcohol1 responds:

mission: impossible for me. :(

Nov. 28, 2007 | 3:40 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

125!

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:02 PM Alcohol1 responds:

silly numbers!

Nov. 28, 2007 | 3:40 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

wait, wut?

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:02 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i'm waiting.

Nov. 28, 2007 | 3:40 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

ok nvm

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:02 PM Alcohol1 responds:

you hurt my feelings...

Nov. 28, 2007 | 3:41 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

comment 128!

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:02 PM Alcohol1 responds:

you have proof?

Nov. 28, 2007 | 3:02 PM Jamoke says:

Where you at?
I been here all night.
I even took pictures.
Your forty's gettin' warm.

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:07 PM Alcohol1 responds:

sorry, i don't drink anymore.
but i started lying to everyone.

Nov. 28, 2007 | 8:14 PM Achromatic says:

Ha! 130! Also, look at the pretty picture I drew on my page!

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:07 PM Alcohol1 responds:

your wish is my order, sir.

Nov. 29, 2007 | 2:19 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

comment 131!

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:07 PM Alcohol1 responds:

btw, i can count myself.

Nov. 30, 2007 | 5:00 PM greensucksbluerules says:

I wish I had a dollar every time someone wrote "comment" as their comment and the response was "response."

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:10 PM Alcohol1 responds:

in that case you wouldn't get much money on my page...

Nov. 30, 2007 | 6:59 PM SBB says:

holy shit you get comments faast

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:07 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i almost exceeded the speed limit last time.

Nov. 30, 2007 | 9:00 PM silentkat says:

I left a comment...now you reply.

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:07 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i won't...on purpose.

Nov. 30, 2007 | 9:38 PM jallo212 says:

BITCHES I STARTED THIS TREND

YEA

136 BITCHES

YEA

EVERYONE TYPE IN CAPS OR YOUR A FAG - NEW RULE

YEA

YEA

YEA

Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:08 PM Alcohol1 responds:

MARRIAGE AGAIN?

Dec. 1, 2007 | 3:39 PM lazyyMitch says:

I know you did it, I just cant prove it. Why did you do that to those poor people, it just doesn't make any sense. One day I will prove you guilty.... one day...

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:06 PM Alcohol1 responds:

one day i will understand what are you tryin to say...one day...

Dec. 1, 2007 | 3:40 PM LynchedJohNNY says:

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Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:06 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i'm almost convinced.

Dec. 1, 2007 | 4:32 PM fmafan1 says:

...my dog is fat.... :'(

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:07 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i don't have a dog if that helps...

Dec. 1, 2007 | 6:26 PM 8912 says:

water good for you maybe is should drink some water right now. and thanks for helping me for making me feel better about my guinea pigs death your pretty cool dude.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:18 PM Alcohol1 responds:

don't tell me...he died again?

Dec. 1, 2007 | 6:48 PM cheesecamp says:

if you drink too much water, your stomach starts to hurt too.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:15 PM Alcohol1 responds:

but if you drink too much alcohol, everything hurts. much better...

Dec. 1, 2007 | 8:30 PM AceAnimation says:

LOL CAWK NOES

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:16 PM Alcohol1 responds:

AMAZING COMMENT

Dec. 1, 2007 | 10:32 PM Grind says:

Thank god, I fucking hate water

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:17 PM Alcohol1 responds:

your born under a lucky star.

Dec. 2, 2007 | 5:01 AM GOTHCLAWZ says:

Thankz for your review!
I'm just taking a shower...

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:33 PM Alcohol1 responds:

careful, water can stab you in the back while you don't look.

Dec. 2, 2007 | 7:29 AM pacometaloso says:

Ya Alcohol ruls=)

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:24 PM Alcohol1 responds:

tell me something i don't know lol.

Dec. 2, 2007 | 10:00 AM Splurda says:

o drank just enough water to no die, and so much alcohol my liver is currently being operated on.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:28 PM Alcohol1 responds:

see? alcohol is so healthy, i told you.

Dec. 2, 2007 | 2:07 PM SBB says:

one

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:33 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i'm wondering what that means...

Dec. 2, 2007 | 2:07 PM SBB says:

two

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:29 PM Alcohol1 responds:

oh, we'll count!

Dec. 2, 2007 | 2:07 PM SBB says:

I GET 150TH COMMENT HELL YEAH

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:31 PM Alcohol1 responds:

BEER ON THE WAY!

Dec. 2, 2007 | 2:27 PM UberKuri says:

Dick.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:31 PM Alcohol1 responds:

wanna take a quick look at mine?

Dec. 2, 2007 | 5:50 PM IThinkImDrunk says:

Ah, well thank you my friend.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:33 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i think your drunk...

Dec. 3, 2007 | 8:54 AM Eldinciric says:

Wach my site pls thanks man

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:34 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i can watch it whole weekend if you want so.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:34 PM PantyWipe says:

Fuck water.

I went to the sand dunes this weekend and drank to the point of OMFG on thursday friday and saturday night.

Gonna hit the bottle again tonight while we watch wrestlin. I rule.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:37 PM Alcohol1 responds:

from one bottle to another - the story of your life.
btw, you rule.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 8:40 PM Jamoke says:

Finally it's December!
Now I can drink hard eggnog without shame.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:38 PM Alcohol1 responds:

go ahead, you have my support!

Dec. 4, 2007 | 7:21 PM mafiaclock321 says:

I'm having a flash/ pic contest!!!

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:41 PM Alcohol1 responds:

don't worry, i won't try to stop you.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 6:24 AM pacometaloso says:

Due you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:41 PM Alcohol1 responds:

ah, it looks like i have a secret admirer.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 7:47 AM lunardragon96 says:

I B DRUNK!!!

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:47 PM Alcohol1 responds:

*checks out if your a girl*
SORRY, BUT I CAN'T SAY I LOVE YA.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 6:11 PM dumbass12 says:

lolololololololololololol

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:44 PM Alcohol1 responds:

enthusiasm of the year

Dec. 7, 2007 | 2:06 AM RamblinEvil-Mushroom says:

i'm going to get so drunk tonight!
wish my bf was here so i could rape him in a drunken stupor <3

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:52 PM Alcohol1 responds:

well, you can rape someone else instead. just avoid animals and objects. i'm talking from my experience. =)

Dec. 9, 2007 | 11:25 AM jallo212 says:

Holy shit ow..
They spiked the HELL out of the eggnog...

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:52 PM Alcohol1 responds:

bastards, but it deserved the punishment.

Dec. 9, 2007 | 1:28 PM Lost-Wisdom says:

I'm surprised I didn't post a comment here, hello Alcohol1.
Hope you're all well and good.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:58 PM Alcohol1 responds:

you don't need to worry, i'm good. and how are you, still without wisdom?

Dec. 10, 2007 | 12:22 PM LOLZILLA says:

Alcohol1. It is time. Make a new topic. ;D

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:58 PM Alcohol1 responds:

haha, good joke!

Dec. 14, 2007 | 12:42 PM lazyyMitch says:

Dude, are you still here?

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:59 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i'll check, tell you later.

Dec. 15, 2007 | 1:44 AM CuteAndFuzzy says:

WATER IS 4 GAYS LOL pun oh wait ololXCSSD

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:59 PM Alcohol1 responds:

HOLY TRUTH, HONEY!

Dec. 15, 2007 | 6:13 PM idiot-buster says:

okey lol

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:59 PM Alcohol1 responds:

lol okey

Dec. 15, 2007 | 9:27 PM Gergaloth says:

I drink tea and soda.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 1:00 PM Alcohol1 responds:

your always drunk, right?

Dec. 18, 2007 | 12:31 PM Pandemic2 says:

i agree. time for a new topic

Dec. 27, 2007 | 1:00 PM Alcohol1 responds:

yeah, let's tell alcohol1 to make a new one. oh wait...

Dec. 20, 2007 | 6:46 PM greensucksbluerules says:

I run out of things to comment about when the same news post is up for too long...

Dec. 27, 2007 | 1:01 PM Alcohol1 responds:

use your imagination, though.

Dec. 21, 2007 | 6:39 PM Alpha-Nuva says:

So... Ever shit out a baby one time ever in your life?

Dec. 27, 2007 | 1:02 PM Alcohol1 responds:

my regular routine. why do ya ask?

Dec. 22, 2007 | 12:01 AM drago42 says:

4 some reason I can't handle alcohol at all. What do you think I should do almighty alcohol master of new grounds?

Dec. 27, 2007 | 1:04 PM Alcohol1 responds:

in my opinion you should get drunk, my obedient alcohol servant!

Dec. 22, 2007 | 11:08 AM Lost-Wisdom says:

Cheers dude.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 1:04 PM Alcohol1 responds:

first round on me, man.

Dec. 23, 2007 | 2:21 PM jallo212 says:

Oh hai Bud.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 1:06 PM Alcohol1 responds:

good day, mister!

Dec. 25, 2007 | 10:33 PM AceAnimation says:

Its over between us.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 1:05 PM Alcohol1 responds:

come on, you know you can't do it without me, baby.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 2:39 PM Gergaloth says:

lol.....WUT!?

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:34 PM Alcohol1 responds:

lol.....WUT!?...what?

Dec. 27, 2007 | 4:08 PM Brick-top says:

At christmas I drank (never been opened) 30 year old malt. I had a semi hard on for the rest of the night lol

I got another hip flask for my collection. YAY!

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:34 PM Alcohol1 responds:

at christmas i drank...nah, the list would be too long. maybe next time.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 5:40 PM SaltshakerClock says:

hello old pal, how've you been lately? haven't talked to you much.

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:35 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i've been in my "usual condition"...you?

Dec. 27, 2007 | 6:20 PM Pandemic2 says:

Dun say uber!
Dun say uber!
Im so confused

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:40 PM Alcohol1 responds:

make love, not confusion.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 6:49 PM Wyattfilms says:

Wow drinks water anymore?

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:43 PM Alcohol1 responds:

errr...we haven't learnt that in school yet.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 7:26 PM AndrewGlisson11 says:

LOL REPLY PLS

AND I"M DRINKING TONS OF WATER :3

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:45 PM Alcohol1 responds:

LOL REPLY
BTW, WHEN NOBODY LOOKS, I DO THE SAME.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 9:28 PM InnerChild548 says:

How tall are you?

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:47 PM Alcohol1 responds:

about 1.80 m. wanna know what i'm wearing right now?

Dec. 27, 2007 | 10:08 PM 7IsUnlucky says:

i just drank 2 gallons of water

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:49 PM Alcohol1 responds:

*doctor after checkup*
sorry, but you'll day in the next three days.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 10:40 PM drago42 says:

servant? well ok then

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:54 PM Alcohol1 responds:

don't forget you can still become a queen if ya marry me.

Dec. 28, 2007 | 4:27 PM dumbass12 says:

y is ur name alcohol? mabye its cuz u like beer! rite? hello?? WHERE R U??? XD

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:58 PM Alcohol1 responds:

you see those complicated connections really fast...

Dec. 28, 2007 | 8:06 PM Retrato says:

I dont drink TO MUCH water.....

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:57 PM Alcohol1 responds:

join the club...

Dec. 29, 2007 | 9:59 PM jallo212 says:

My dog just farted.

Oh and, congrats on 1,111 post

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:59 PM Alcohol1 responds:

i'd blush, but your dog's fart bothers me.

Dec. 29, 2007 | 11:45 PM drago42 says:

ever heard the song fuck you i'm drunk? I think you'll love it,

Jan. 2, 2008 | 5:01 PM Alcohol1 responds:

fuck you, drago. btw, i'm drunk so don't be insulted. :D

Dec. 31, 2007 | 9:05 AM lazyyMitch says:

I thought you were back?!

Jan. 2, 2008 | 5:04 PM Alcohol1 responds:

never trust your thoughts, young man. only facts count.

Dec. 31, 2007 | 10:09 PM davedevilz says:

666666666644444444444444

Jan. 2, 2008 | 5:02 PM Alcohol1 responds:

thanks, i didn't know how 6 and 4 look like.

Jan. 1, 2008 | 9:50 PM theultimategamer7211 says:

does apple apple-grape juice count? i drank a liter of 1.5 year old apple grape juice and fell over drunk and hit my head

Jan. 2, 2008 | 5:02 PM Alcohol1 responds:

are you sure it was juice? it was water probobly.

Jan. 2, 2008 | 12:24 PM GronmonSE says:

I had a very dry New Years Eve D:

Jan. 2, 2008 | 5:03 PM Alcohol1 responds:

oh...let's drink to that! <3

Jan. 2, 2008 | 5:49 PM drago42 says:

no i'm NOT insulting you dude it's a song i found!

Jan. 2, 2008 | 6:26 PM Wyattfilms says:

Water is for sissys

Jan. 3, 2008 | 12:07 AM borly says:

i dont drink water alot.. but sometimes..., once a month or once two months, i hope that doesnt mean too much lol
alcohol are not all good but i like some of em
i like red wine and white wine alot hehehe i wish i cant get em fo free everyday...

Jan. 3, 2008 | 12:20 AM FuckDemon says:

Drink. Fuck. Drink. Fuck. Drink. Fuck. Pee. Drink. continue peeing. Fuck. continue peeing. Drink. attempt to drink but spill it on fuckpuppet. Pee on fuckpuppet. Rest. Repeat.

Jan. 3, 2008 | 8:16 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

crap, i drink alot of waer. water is mah drink. after jiuce. oh shit. i better leave, ok?

Jan. 3, 2008 | 10:24 PM Achromatic says:

Comment 197. WOWOWOWOW

Jan. 3, 2008 | 11:06 PM fohn-jarmery says:

There was an indeterminate period of time, during which, all manner of obscenity danced before Jennifer Parker dementedly, in roiling, seething darkness as she continued to regress. Different terrors. Different days. But always the constant chants, and the filthy bellowing of blasphemous encouragements from the ever present gatherings around her. And then, she'd achieved her altered state.

Jenny was only twelve years old again just now, naked in a fevered, fearful, loathing hell, in which she was writhing in almost excruciating lust. Unseen, yet knowing fiery fingers seemed to caressed her quivering little body. Teasing her little nipples maddeningly erect, insinuating themselves within the yearning crevasses of her immature sex organs and making her tingle maddeningly all over. So filthy, what they used to do to her - those wicked monstrous people - such an innocent young girl. How could they? How CAN they. No. I don't want it.. I'm burning" Jenny squealed, "please.. nooooooooo!"

"Specto suscitatio," her hypnotherapist commanded, without impatience. It was a magic, hypnotic key phrase Doctor Schwarzkopf had taught his patient, which helped her slip more quickly into an hypnotic state of recollection and tranquility.

"Jennifer, Jennifer!" his manly, baritone voice called the frightened little girl by her full name, and then, "Can you here me Jennifer?" It questioned amidst her inner turmoil. The familiar, friendly disembodied voice, acted like an indirect beam of cool, white light, sending the horrific phantasms arrayed against her, scurrying back into the dark recesses of her imagination once again.

The sound of her breath was audible around her now, her chest expanding and contracting with each breath. She could hear the air rushing between her lips as she inhaled. She felt tranquil now, as if at the bottom of a deep, silent ocean. It was the wonderfully safe place she'd been taught to hide within herself so many times, during her hypnotherapy sessions with the kindly Doctor Schwarzkopf. A lower place inside her very being, far from the residual pain of her unbearable childhood memories of satanic ritual abuse, and the horrible visions that made her fearful, sick and anxiously aroused, even in her current adult life. The little girl, Jenny, inside the now adult woman Jennifer whom had been undergoing regression therapy for weeks already, enjoyed the quiet, restful darkness of this place within herself. There was only her, and the lovely male voice she loved so much, and she knew she'd be safe in here with him.

"I'm going to count to three Jennifer" he told her just then, "And when I do, you're going to leave your cave Jenny. I'm going to direct you through some of the events that brought you to your current situation in life Jennifer. Do you understand?

Jennifer nodded obediently.

"Your going to be watching everything like a movie. You can not get hurt in a movie Jennifer. You're just going to watch the movie and tell me what you see. Do you understand?"

Jennifer nodded. A movie did sound good. Little twelve-year-old Jenny felt so happy and excited all of a sudden, she loved cartoons and Mickey Mouse and..

"Now. I'm going to count to three now Jenny," Doctor Schwarzkopf interrupted her once again, "and when I do, you're going to be back in the church. One.... Two.... Three!"

There was an indeterminate period of time, during which, all manner of obscenity danced before Jennifer Parker dementedly, in roiling, seething darkness. Different terrors. Different days. Her vivid reminiscences played out before her, like flicking through TV channels, as her hypnotist directed.

Her little childhood self, kneeling almost naked on the sacrificial altar during the diabolic masses held at the secluded 'Church of Satan' was an often recurring theme in her visions. The the oddly dressed crowd amassed around the trembling, pre-pubescent girl, and how they'd taught her to love them touching her naughty little body.

She was a very pretty little girl. Skinny, but with enough meat on her bones to offer a semblance of sexual readiness. She had the usual kind of blonde coloring, only hers was a true blonde, with not so much as a hint of peroxide: bright blue eyes and pink cheeks, with high cheek bones accentuating a perfectly shaped nose and nostrils that had a tendency to flare with just the slightest provocation. Her little lemon-like tits seemed to sway tantalizingly below her, as she knelt on the altar with her pert and curvy buttocks rounding submissively before the excited adults gathering around her. Even when they stood quietly, simply witnessing, Jenny was always erotically affected by the highly charged communion of adult lust which ragged amongst the congregation all about her.

Mommy would even set her daughters long blonde hair in draping, sexy curls, and paint her pouty little-girl lips with glossy lipstick too. Then she'd be dressed in the most provocatively sexy lingerie imaginable. Cup-less braziers accentuated her small titties; crotch-less lacy panties made her gorgeous young ass appear seductively ripe and ready to be fucked, along with thrilly garter belts and suspender stockings sometimes, adding teasingly to the illusion that the tiny young girl was invitingly more adult.

Her parents always wanted Jenny to be as sexy and flirtatious as possible for her sexually sacrificial duties. They told her she must always give herself willingly to all. Jenny's parents had explained, the other cult members would be even hornier to fuck her precious little body this way. They told her she was the most special little girl in the world, she was the living symbol of the sexual magnetism of The Beast.

Little Jenny hadn't understood it all. But she'd grown to like attending the Satanic vespers over time, and how she felt about the sex she had during them as well.

During the rituals held in the old, converted church, the members of the demonic cult were encouraged to fuck her sexily presented little body any way they wanted. Often, they'd made her perform the most obscene adult sexual acts her little girl's mind could never have imagined on its own. The cultists, including her parents, were always dressed indiscernibly alike; cloaked in purple, smock-like robes with mystic blazonry embroidered here and there. Each member of the unholy congregation wore a plain white mask over their hidden faces during the Satanic rites, appearing featureless, smooth and shining ghostly in the dimly lit surroundings of their macabre place of worship.

Only 'Mr. Black' really stood out in her visions. He was always dressed in black. However his mask was shiny gold, and he wore a special headpiece of ram's horns on his head. He was the master of ceremonies for the black masses, a high priest for the unholy conjugation, and their sacrilegious rites.

Depending on their mood, the congregation would shout lewd encouragements, like "fuck that little bitch!" or "Fuck her in the name of Satan!" Or else they'd simply stand quietly witnessing, and enjoying the perverted good show they would receive.

Her scantily clad little body would be taken by a full-grown man, perhaps he'd roll over on her back and and spread her pliant unresisting, lovely little legs. Mommy had told her to smile and whisper encouragement at such times, especially if he seemed a little hesitant. Dutifully, she batted her pretty baby blue eyes seductively, as they glisten invitingly in the soft candle light, awestruck at the site of huge male glands poking out hungrily, as the men lifted up their heavy ceremonial robes. She'd lost count of the many ribbed, red and ready to fuck penises she'd been rodgered with, as horny cult members had called her filthy names, or grunted lustfully in her little ear as they grinded there aching, lust inflamed adult penises into her immature little fuck-hole.
She moaned in agony. How painful it was as it squeezed through, as the gooey cum attempted to penetrate the tiny gap. She often collapsed with the exertion afterwards.

Sorry about this. Post this on 5 other peoples chat rooms or your daughter will share jennifers fate!

Jan. 4, 2008 | 11:27 PM fmafan1 says:

#199. gratz to the next guy

Jan. 4, 2008 | 11:35 PM RamblinEvil-Mushroom says:

hi there :3

Jan. 5, 2008 | 5:19 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

sorry, I just had to do this again:
comment 201!

Jan. 5, 2008 | 3:36 PM lazyyMitch says:

Everybody this is comment 202, put your hands in the air cause water is through! :D

Jan. 5, 2008 | 7:50 PM idiot-buster says:

hav a happy 2008 hope ya do well

Jan. 7, 2008 | 11:43 PM lunardragon96 says:

*Drinks* I'm underage, but F*CK THAT! MORE ALCOHOL PLEASE!!!! I'M NOT DONE DOWNING MAH WEED!!!!

Jan. 8, 2008 | 9:34 PM WackyAnimation says:

REAP ON THE INTERNETS? WHAT HAVE WE DONE!??

Jan. 13, 2008 | 12:51 PM AdamJack says:

There's a lot of comments in this here place.

Jan. 14, 2008 | 8:48 AM Lorkas says:

How often do you comment on other people's userpages?

Jan. 14, 2008 | 9:23 PM greensucksbluerules says:

I wonder if I could type if I was wasted...

But I'm not old enough yet...

Jan. 21, 2008 | 5:45 AM Dast says:

I'm going to use your music INDUGENCE in my next movie :D

Jan. 21, 2008 | 10:00 PM generalchampion says:

haven't seen ya in a while. then again that WAS a hell of a party

Jan. 27, 2008 | 5:01 PM InnerChild548 says:

What's your favorite acholic beverage?

Jan. 27, 2008 | 5:05 PM InnerChild548 says:

*alcoholic

Jan. 31, 2008 | 10:36 PM Proskate14 says:

Quel est ceci ?

Feb. 9, 2008 | 4:07 PM SBB says:

:'(

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:17 AM Smerkol123 says:

I'm a girl and i don't have pants...

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:18 AM Smerkol123 says:

I'm still a girl with no pants...

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:18 AM Smerkol123 says:

Will you buy me some pants, please?

Feb. 17, 2008 | 11:58 AM FatKidWitAJetPak says:

Lol, I forgot about you. You commented on my userpage a ,oonnggg time ago.

Well, just look at me now LOL. =)

Feb. 22, 2008 | 9:15 PM Alpha-Nuva says:

I love how in your Image there are a couple cans on their side. It's like, "Oh yeah, I set these up and I'm mad smashed."

Mar. 6, 2008 | 8:59 AM Dks60 says:

Don't you like water ?

Mar. 6, 2008 | 2:01 PM Brick-top says:

UPDATE MESSAGE:

The Irrelevent NG userlist that you're a part of has now ended. Unless my mind changes there will be no more than 163 usernames and 250 comments.

Your name shall always be on one of the largest user lists in NG history. Thank you for your time.

Sincely

BT

Mar. 14, 2008 | 9:38 PM JimmyPickles says:

pfaugh water is for the weak

Mar. 15, 2008 | 6:07 PM STALKERClock says:

Hey, you like vodka?

Mar. 16, 2008 | 9:28 PM idiot-buster says:

hay whats up

Mar. 18, 2008 | 2:17 PM GeeBoMac says:

YAY SMIRNOFF ICE RASBERRY-FLAVORED BEER!!! I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH AND I'M ONLY TEN MY MOM'S SO NICE SHE GOT ME A WII, PS2, PSP, AND COMP!!! I also get what i want ALL THE TIME on X-mas.

Mar. 23, 2008 | 1:18 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

dongs and dicks

Mar. 26, 2008 | 2:18 PM Karnagezombie says:

YAY DRINKY-DRINK!!!
?
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<(-_-)>

Mar. 29, 2008 | 5:08 PM Xavier-Crivios says:

I swear to drunk I'm not god.

Mar. 30, 2008 | 6:38 PM SuperFlonic says:

Eat shit and die, faggot.

Apr. 4, 2008 | 2:47 PM toxicdevil93 says:

*Drinks tons of water* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHABWAHAHA HAHAHahahahAHAHHAHA

Apr. 9, 2008 | 2:32 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

You hasnt maked a noo post in a whilez

Apr. 9, 2008 | 7:30 PM michaelsetiyawan says:

you need drink water better than alcohol!

Apr. 20, 2008 | 4:29 AM TyPah says:

My favorite alcohol is Smirnoff Ice Rasberry flavor.

Apr. 20, 2008 | 11:28 AM Lost-Wisdom says:

:D :D :D

May. 4, 2008 | 4:33 PM TyPah says:

RISE!!! BRING DEATH!!! Do I sound like somebody who's initials are A.H.?

May. 8, 2008 | 3:29 PM lazyyMitch says:

ARGGGHHH COME BACK YOU!

May. 22, 2008 | 10:26 AM LOLZILLA says:

COME BACK AND MAKE A NEW NEWS POST. Just for me. :(

May. 31, 2008 | 2:30 PM toxicdevil93 says:

TODAY
I DRUNKED WATERZ

Jun. 30, 2008 | 9:07 PM matthew-ferguson says:

Water.. fuck that shit.

Aug. 9, 2008 | 8:06 PM the1stguy1 says:

fuji water contains arsenic

Aug. 17, 2008 | 1:48 AM Achromatic says:

Lol, 235.

Aug. 19, 2008 | 10:24 PM Unforgiven30 says:

sup dude, yeah thats right, im back

Oct. 1, 2008 | 10:59 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

hey man sup

Nov. 17, 2008 | 10:40 AM ReFreezed says:

Old post is old...

Dec. 8, 2008 | 6:36 PM Bannana-Kun says:

Caribou Lou. That shit'll smash your face, and leave you to die in the street. But not before giving you a tender kiss on the forehead. I LOVE IT. ALCOHOL WOOT!!!!

Jan. 10, 2009 | 8:41 PM GronmonSE says:

I miss you ):

Jan. 11, 2009 | 11:52 PM xXsnowbladeXx says:

Lol still no new post?

Jan. 13, 2009 | 7:13 PM RamblinEvil-Mushroom says:

D: are you gone now? D:

Feb. 16, 2009 | 2:08 AM Eaj says:

but if i dont drink it my piss turns red >:3

Apr. 14, 2009 | 10:13 AM idiot-buster says:

where the hell did you go?

Apr. 19, 2009 | 2:59 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

I DEMAND A NEW POST >:c

May. 29, 2009 | 7:47 PM dx5231 says:

Beer.

Jun. 10, 2009 | 10:04 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

N****r?

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